For what? The tribe of Santa-mimes? The drunken brigade of Shriners? A Taxi? The FedEx dude? For babymommymommy to quit the Transsexual life and come clean and get a nice penis implant like the doc in Sweden suggested?
Are we waiting to exhale?
OH. I see we are waiting for a baby to be coming out.
My bad! I hope things go well for Jen. Easy labor! Just breathe... breeeaathe...
Take it from me: I've never had a baby, so I know what I'm doing.
Assuming they intubate you or force the airy goodness into you so somehow you DO breathe.
But what do YOU care? You have drugs! Wheeee!
Druuuugs, babyyyy..... whooooooooo!... can you see what I'm sayyiing? can you smell what I'm thiiinking?... oh, whoah, can you tell how many fingers I'm holding up?
No, I'm serious.
I think I hacked one of 'em off while chopping up yard-bunnies for stew, but it's difficult seeing stuff right now, what with bunny blood- and mayhap my own!- in the eyes.
Please oh Please! Don't let it be the bird-flip fingah!
C'mon Jen, we're waiting...
3 comments:
For what? The tribe of Santa-mimes? The drunken brigade of Shriners? A Taxi? The FedEx dude?
For babymommymommy to quit the Transsexual life and come clean and get a nice penis implant like the doc in Sweden suggested?
Are we waiting to exhale?
OH. I see we are waiting for a baby to be coming out.
My bad! I hope things go well for Jen.
Easy labor! Just breathe... breeeaathe...
Take it from me: I've never had a baby, so I know what I'm doing.
When you have drugs, you don't need to breathe.
Assuming they intubate you or force the airy goodness into you so somehow you DO breathe.
But what do YOU care? You have drugs! Wheeee!
Druuuugs, babyyyy..... whooooooooo!... can you see what I'm sayyiing? can you smell what I'm thiiinking?... oh, whoah, can you tell how many fingers I'm holding up?
No, I'm serious.
I think I hacked one of 'em off while chopping up yard-bunnies for stew, but it's difficult seeing stuff right now, what with bunny blood- and mayhap my own!- in the eyes.
Please oh Please! Don't let it be the bird-flip fingah!
Post a Comment