Tuesday, July 24, 2007

"Oh, you ARE sick!"




The reason I had to own this doll.

Monday, July 23, 2007

The End Is Nigh



12:01 a.m. brings immense happiness to many,
immense income to many others.

Thursday, July 19, 2007

And Now A Message From Our Sponsors...

Krusty sez: "Don't hate the clown. He's only in it for the money."

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

The Real McCoy

This here is Floyd McCoy.
And here's some stuff about him and his ancestors.

Monday, July 16, 2007

Covet



This fish is just about the only object of my dad's that I ever truly coveted. And I made no secret of this. Time and time again. So when my parents downsized several years ago and I spent day upon day sorting and packing and cleaning and busting my ass to help them out, I figured the least they could do was let me babysit the little maneater for a while. But guess who trounced in on moving day and scooped up Floyd McCoy for himself?? My brother. And all my protests fell on deaf and exhausted ears. It pisses me off to this very day because this is the most awesome flying fish that has ever existed. Don'tcha think??

Saturday, July 14, 2007

Un Chien Andalou in Red White and Blue

got me a movie
i want you to know
slicing up eyeballs
i want you to know
girlie so groovy
i want you to know
don't know about you
but i am un chien andalusia

Vive La Revolution!

Twelve Spotted Skimmer




Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Sunday, July 08, 2007

Separation Anxiety







We just sent our baby off to Boy Scout camp.
A four hour drive away.
It's the first time he's been away without one of us with him.
And we're freaking out about it more than he is.

p.s. Your Favorite Luddite has just uploaded her first video snippet to YouTube.
And her second as well.