Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Adore

I wish I lived here.
Then at least all these well-dressed animals
and midgets would be in love with me.

Is that so wrong???

Sunday, January 28, 2007

Friday, January 26, 2007

Daddy Addy

Just found out that my baby brother, Adam, is going to be a father.
Seems he's done his share of pitching lately, too.

Baby on Board

Congratulations Adam and Jen.

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Interpretation


Warmth?

I've got to get nekkid for money today.
Brrrr...the nips are getting hard already.
Warm up the space heaters, people, I'm on mah way.

Sunday, January 21, 2007

35




My 'Buddy for Life' (and the man my kid calls 'Daddy') turns 35 today.

Friday, January 19, 2007

Turkeys


These couch surfers are ready to flip the bird at any
competition in tomorrow's Pinewood Derby.

Dry lubed up and ready to roll.

Friday, January 12, 2007

Player



First time in over a year.
Time to cut the nails and build the calluses.

Music saved me once before...

Fulcrum




Thursday, January 11, 2007

Designers



You, too, can have a future in the exciting world of video game design.

The Water Is Piping Hot

It beats upon my neck
And I'm pissing on myself...

Standing in the shower, thinking

Is That A Stalagmite In Your Pocket Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?

Teresa is one of my favorite Ebay sellers.
She gives good product.

Not Necessarily Stoned...But Beautiful



One of my all-time favorite comics (the other being a Hustler comic with the caption 'The Lord has come...the Lord has come...' --Go on, use your filthy little imaginations on THAT one, kids.)

Anyhoo...move over, Rover...and let Jimi give you the last laugh of the evening.

Monday, January 08, 2007

Friday, January 05, 2007

EyeCandy


*sigh*
Someone said I'm sweet.
8^)

Thursday, January 04, 2007

Monday, January 01, 2007

12:04...


...and I'm on the fucking computer already.

Happy New Year Everybody!!