Oh, SNAP! When you were talking about this thing, I thought it was something Jasper could actually RIDE in.... ya Tease.
THAT would be a boxcar derby, I think.So, we were gonna put a mudflap girl on the couch--reclining in all her 2-dimensional silver plastic glory. That was our plan.Impropriety ruins everything.
Science has proven that nothing is swifter and more aerodynamic than Turkeys on a Couch.Oh wait, I smell a movie here. "WHO, put these mothaflockin' turkeys on this mothafuckin' COUCH!!!"
teeheehee Cletus.Aerodynamic schmaerodynamic...he came in first in the test heat, so phfffft!!!And we used the boids because Mudflap Girl didn't weigh enough and I didn't have time to sew those lead-filled throw pillows. Besides, WTF...TURKEYS on a COUCH???
Better than snakes on a plane (or so i hear).
I wasn't trashing your lovely race car. I think it's beautiful...not to mention extremely schmaerodynamic. Congrats on winning the test heat and good luck in the race itself. May the Schmorce be with you!
PS- I'm reminded of Gertrude Stein, who once wrote, "Turkeys on the couch...OUCH!!!"
OK, so no speed trophy--but he DID win the 'Funniest Car' trophy.Whoo!!
Gertrude Stein did NOT write that!!!(did she???)
I always thought it was 'Kitties in my mouth...mmmrrraooghhhh'.
Yes, that was from her "Ode To Alice B. Toklas."
'Odeur de Alice' that kitty smells awful fishy to me
"Dry lubed up and ready to roll"Now THERE'S a line you don't hear everyday. That's why I keep coming back here.I assume said turkey-mobile was part of a Kub Kar Rally (at least that's what they called it up here)? I loved that part of scouts.
Ah, so you've had experience with said blocks of wood?? They call it the Pinewood Derby down here.Anybody else ever participate in one of these? Please...tell...
Best car I ever had:My dad and I hollowed out one end and put in a couple of fishing sinkers to add weight and then covered over the hole with plastic wood.Looked like crap, but man that thing went down the track like shit through a goose.Won the rally, but came in dead-last in the "style" category.
Stevie B. did the same thing with HIS car, 'cept it didn't help him one iota with winning. No speed, no style.
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Oh, SNAP! When you were talking about this thing,
I thought it was something Jasper could actually RIDE in.
... ya Tease.
THAT would be a boxcar derby, I think.
So, we were gonna put a mudflap girl on the couch--reclining in all her 2-dimensional silver plastic glory. That was our plan.
Impropriety ruins everything.
Science has proven that nothing is swifter and more aerodynamic than Turkeys on a Couch.
Oh wait, I smell a movie here. "WHO, put these mothaflockin' turkeys on this mothafuckin' COUCH!!!"
teeheehee Cletus.
Aerodynamic schmaerodynamic...he came in first in the test heat, so phfffft!!!
And we used the boids because Mudflap Girl didn't weigh enough and I didn't have time to sew those lead-filled throw pillows.
Besides, WTF...TURKEYS on a COUCH???
Better than snakes on a plane (or so i hear).
I wasn't trashing your lovely race car. I think it's beautiful...not to mention extremely schmaerodynamic. Congrats on winning the test heat and good luck in the race itself. May the Schmorce be with you!
PS- I'm reminded of Gertrude Stein, who once wrote, "Turkeys on the couch...OUCH!!!"
OK, so no speed trophy--but he DID win the 'Funniest Car' trophy.
Whoo!!
Gertrude Stein did NOT write that!!!
(did she???)
I always thought it was 'Kitties in my mouth...mmmrrraooghhhh'.
Yes, that was from her "Ode To Alice B. Toklas."
'Odeur de Alice'
that kitty smells awful fishy to me
"Dry lubed up and ready to roll"
Now THERE'S a line you don't hear everyday. That's why I keep coming back here.
I assume said turkey-mobile was part of a Kub Kar Rally (at least that's what they called it up here)? I loved that part of scouts.
Ah, so you've had experience with said blocks of wood??
They call it the Pinewood Derby down here.
Anybody else ever participate in one of these? Please...tell...
Best car I ever had:
My dad and I hollowed out one end and put in a couple of fishing sinkers to add weight and then covered over the hole with plastic wood.
Looked like crap, but man that thing went down the track like shit through a goose.
Won the rally, but came in dead-last in the "style" category.
Stevie B. did the same thing with HIS car, 'cept it didn't help him one iota with winning.
No speed, no style.
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