Come ON, now, man. You wouldn't be alive if your peppy wasn't tugging you around like it was your own personal pants-scout and you're an old blind lady trying to cross the street. Huzzah!
Blowjobs for compliments?!? Well, let me just take this opportunity to mention that you look absolutely stunning in those photos, and also what a talented and fabulous person you are.
I think I now understand why Eddie Haskel was always flattering Mrs. Cleaver. The whole show makes sense now that the underlying sexual dynamic has been explained.
Oh, now I'm ready for my thesis in postmodern media studies.
amd THIS is why those 'bodice ripper' type books sell so well I guess...nothing beats compliments, suggestion, the slow removal of a glove or catching sight of a beloved in a crowded room, to make you catch your breath.......
Sorry...forgot to ask about the tat on your ankle...what is it? I think you have mentioned it before but I can't remember........and who paid the compliment?
Yes, 'truth' did respond privately and we had the opportunity to exchange some of our respective opinions on the matters that were raised. Perhaps I will elaborate on that at a later date, but for the time being I am still trying to process the content of our exchange.
What I mean to say is that I have been taking a closer look at certain beliefs and behaviors in my life that I had heretofore not seen as problematic, and I am now seeing that some of those thoughts and actions ARE a cause for concern.
Of course there are things truth and I corresponded about that I am steadfast in my position on--things we were in absolute disagreement over--although I doubt I argued my case as clearly as I'd wanted to. (Remember, debate is not my forte.) And although I still do not appreciate the brusque manner in which truth presented his/her opinion, I do believe, after our subsequent exchange, that those opinions were expressed with the best of intentions.
I do believe that truth does not want me to fall victim to a disease that has destroyed and continues to destroy the lives of so many.
Crap, that was only ONE of your questions. OK...number 2: If it's ok with OMC I will send you his pic. Old Man??? And if it's ok with YOU, Deirdre, I will send Lorelei YOUR pic. And then we'll ALL know what we all look like and there will be no more mystery people. Except for Suquamish. Unless he wants to send along a pic, too. Deal??
Re: my tattoo. I'll tell you about it tomorrow. And I'll try to get a picture of it. Just saying it's 'people in bottles having orgies' isn't quite enough of a description. Except for Dave. But he's easy to please.
And finally. Who told me I was sweet? Um...well, 'twas a nice lady who told me first off. And then lots of other people with all your 'hear hears' and 'huzzah huzzahs'. But the initial compliment came just at a time when I wasn't feeling all that sweet or lovable, so it really made my day. That's why I mentioned it in the first place. (See...I TOLD YA I was kidding about the blowjobs.) Plus I figured it would make me seem like less of a narcissist than if I had posted pics of myself entitled EyeCandy WITHOUT a reference to something being sweet. Um...right??
No, you're going to post those pics of OMC and Deirdre so all the curious little monkeys (like this old silverback) can have a peek. Considering all the dorkass pics of myself I've had to endure on your and Miz Cuz's site, it's about time I get to see somebody else's face.
Although I suppose I would prefer to see a picture of Deirdre in return, I suppose I can't really stop you from emailing it around and/or posting it, regardless of my wishes.
A risk I'll have to take, I suppose.
PS: You know I'm the tall one in that picture, right?
um...I would've hardly called the ladybug 'doable'. I like 'em young, but not THAT young.
And I won't post or email ANY pics without your permission. That's why I ASKED, silly. So...permission granted? If so, what's yer preference? You can always send a DIFFERENT (preferably half-clad) pic for me to ogle--erm, I mean, post.
*sigh*
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...And so you ARE, dahling. AND SO YOU ARE.
And MORE. So there.
Hear, hear.
A compliment is always so lovely to receive....I'm assuming that as a lady you accepted yours with grace and a smile!
Or grace and a blowjob.
just kidding 8^P
or AM I?
yeah...I am.
(And, yes, I DID 'take it like a lady'.)
"Sweet", as in "Aw, you're nice!" or "sweet" as in "doable"?
Just curious.
From the look on your face, I know which one I'd 'lay' my bets on.
Man, why am I such a horndog today?? I'm going for a cold shower.
OMC asks, "Why am I such a horndog today?"
Lorelei rebuts, "TODAY?"
Come ON, now, man. You wouldn't be alive if your peppy wasn't tugging you around like it was your own personal pants-scout and you're an old blind lady trying to cross the street. Huzzah!
"Doable"...that word always cracks me up.
Well, OMC, let me tell YOU something. After viewing that photo you sent, I must say that you, sir, are rather "sweet" yourself.
As in 'nice AND doable'.
p.s. How was that shower?
Blowjobs for compliments?!? Well, let me just take this opportunity to mention that you look absolutely stunning in those photos, and also what a talented and fabulous person you are.
8^D
Or should I say 8^O ??
Hot emoticon, baby!
I think I now understand why Eddie Haskel was always flattering Mrs. Cleaver. The whole show makes sense now that the underlying sexual dynamic has been explained.
Oh, now I'm ready for my thesis in postmodern media studies.
amd THIS is why those 'bodice ripper' type books sell so well I guess...nothing beats compliments, suggestion, the slow removal of a glove or catching sight of a beloved in a crowded room, to make you catch your breath.......
p.s. sorry to change the subject Laura but did 'truth' ever respond?
p.p.s. if there is a photo of OMC am I allowed to see it?
Sorry...forgot to ask about the tat on your ankle...what is it? I think you have mentioned it before but I can't remember........and who paid the compliment?
Curious girl today, aren't ya?
OK...let's see...
Yes, 'truth' did respond privately and we had the opportunity to exchange some of our respective opinions on the matters that were raised. Perhaps I will elaborate on that at a later date, but for the time being I am still trying to process the content of our exchange.
What I mean to say is that I have been taking a closer look at certain beliefs and behaviors in my life that I had heretofore not seen as problematic, and I am now seeing that some of those thoughts and actions ARE a cause for concern.
Of course there are things truth and I corresponded about that I am steadfast in my position on--things we were in absolute disagreement over--although I doubt I argued my case as clearly as I'd wanted to. (Remember, debate is not my forte.) And although I still do not appreciate the brusque manner in which truth presented his/her opinion, I do believe, after our subsequent exchange, that those opinions were expressed with the best of intentions.
I do believe that truth does not want me to fall victim to a disease that has destroyed and continues to destroy the lives of so many.
Crap, that was only ONE of your questions. OK...number 2: If it's ok with OMC I will send you his pic. Old Man??? And if it's ok with YOU, Deirdre, I will send Lorelei YOUR pic. And then we'll ALL know what we all look like and there will be no more mystery people. Except for Suquamish. Unless he wants to send along a pic, too. Deal??
Re: my tattoo. I'll tell you about it tomorrow. And I'll try to get a picture of it. Just saying it's 'people in bottles having orgies' isn't quite enough of a description. Except for Dave. But he's easy to please.
And finally. Who told me I was sweet? Um...well, 'twas a nice lady who told me first off. And then lots of other people with all your 'hear hears' and 'huzzah huzzahs'. But the initial compliment came just at a time when I wasn't feeling all that sweet or lovable, so it really made my day. That's why I mentioned it in the first place. (See...I TOLD YA I was kidding about the blowjobs.) Plus I figured it would make me seem like less of a narcissist than if I had posted pics of myself entitled EyeCandy WITHOUT a reference to something being sweet. Um...right??
No, you're going to post those pics of OMC and Deirdre so all the curious little monkeys (like this old silverback) can have a peek. Considering all the dorkass pics of myself I've had to endure on your and Miz Cuz's site, it's about time I get to see somebody else's face.
So there, ya sweet thang.
Although I suppose I would prefer to see a picture of Deirdre in return, I suppose I can't really stop you from emailing it around and/or posting it, regardless of my wishes.
A risk I'll have to take, I suppose.
PS: You know I'm the tall one in that picture, right?
um...I would've hardly called the ladybug 'doable'. I like 'em young, but not THAT young.
And I won't post or email ANY pics without your permission. That's why I ASKED, silly. So...permission granted? If so, what's yer preference? You can always send a DIFFERENT (preferably half-clad) pic for me to ogle--erm, I mean, post.
I guess my preference is that that pic be for your eyes only.
Seein' as I'm all shy and stuff.
Oh, and thanks for the compliments!
OK then. You heard it here folks. Old Man Crowder is shy. But totally 'doable'. Take my word for it.
Now...Deirdre??? Your turn.
You certainly are sweet, and "Eye Candy" hit this one on the nose. Age has agreed with you!!
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