I swear to God I think I have alzheimers! I saw the concert pics and thought 'the girls must have been to a gig'..then 30 seconds later I'm wondering (in print no less!)what you were up to!! Please bear with me if I start repeating things and stating the bleeding obvious!
Erm...which one is that? I'm guessing photo number one. Cuz 'phhhhhhhhht' is an 'SBD' sound--is that what you're doin' in the first photo? Gassing into the vortex that exists smack dab in front of yer toilet?
Hell, no wonder I didn't smell anything--that vortex sucks up all in it's vicinity--farts...cell phone calls...mebbe even a queef or two, I'm guessin'...
Hee-heeeeee! As much as I agree on the 'vortex' (who knows if I done pooted? so much vapor under the vortexy bridge)
It's the SECOND ONE, dumbass. The one where you're pretending to be one of them nasty fishies who lie in wait on the ocean floor, their tongues sticking out, pretending to be worms so as to confuse dumber and smaller fish to come selling Girl-Scout Cookies...
...or is it the fish who have worm-things on their noses? You know, those Penis-nose fish. I know I seed em on Animal Planet.
Don't tell Brandon you remind me of a Penis-nose fish. He'll get all sorts of ideas.
Wheeeee! I am so kidding!
(but imagine the return of entries for any search on "penis-nose".... yer site is gonna be soooooo popular!)
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YAY! Lookit how cute we is.
I see friendship deep and true...
ps..where were you going girls? doing what?
We went to see Kristen Hersh play (see pics below).
And yes, something deep and true DID come out of the Bighappyfunhouse after all...
I swear to God I think I have alzheimers! I saw the concert pics and thought 'the girls must have been to a gig'..then 30 seconds later I'm wondering (in print no less!)what you were up to!! Please bear with me if I start repeating things and stating the bleeding obvious!
My favorite?
The "Phhhhhht" foto.
Erm...which one is that? I'm guessing photo number one. Cuz 'phhhhhhhhht' is an 'SBD' sound--is that what you're doin' in the first photo? Gassing into the vortex that exists smack dab in front of yer toilet?
Hell, no wonder I didn't smell anything--that vortex sucks up all in it's vicinity--farts...cell phone calls...mebbe even a queef or two, I'm guessin'...
Hee-heeeeee! As much as I agree on the 'vortex' (who knows if I done pooted? so much vapor under the vortexy bridge)
It's the SECOND ONE, dumbass. The one where you're pretending to be one of them nasty fishies who lie in wait on the ocean floor, their tongues sticking out, pretending to be worms so as to confuse dumber and smaller fish to come selling Girl-Scout Cookies...
...or is it the fish who have worm-things on their noses? You know, those Penis-nose fish. I know I seed em on Animal Planet.
Don't tell Brandon you remind me of a Penis-nose fish. He'll get all sorts of ideas.
Wheeeee! I am so kidding!
(but imagine the return of entries for any search on "penis-nose".... yer site is gonna be soooooo popular!)
Speaking of penis-noses...I once saw a porno that was based on Cyrano De Bergerac, with Cyrano having a penis-schnoz that was, um, fully functional.
Added an entirely new dimension to the idea of "blowing his nose". Know what I mean?
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