Phhhhhhht! You're talking to a spaz who doesn't even know how to instinctively employ a fargin jar-opener.
Yeah, A 'Jar Opener"(tm), courtesy of the Ron Popeil empire.
Did I spell his name right? Is he dead? Is it or Was it Ron? Or maybe Bob? Did I actually see him doing pushups on the Marmaduke float during the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade, or was that my imagination? Huh. I DID have a lot of sugar that day...
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So slick, it had to be posted twice!
I golf pretty much the same way.
Trying to be NICE, here...
Meanie.
Phhhhhhht! You're talking to a spaz who doesn't even know how to instinctively employ a fargin jar-opener.
Yeah, A 'Jar Opener"(tm), courtesy of the Ron Popeil empire.
Did I spell his name right? Is he dead? Is it or Was it Ron? Or maybe Bob? Did I actually see him doing pushups on the Marmaduke float during the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade, or was that my imagination? Huh. I DID have a lot of sugar that day...
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