But they're total happy, 1978 'Electric Company'-style titties and wang! Look upon the beaded, rainbow glory radiating from them!
So confident! So giving and Looooving!!
Each accepts EVERYONE!
So... how come Babs didn't give Cactus a couple o' shiny paste-jewels? In the center of each scrotey, you know? For glamour AND to signify the treasure that is the potential of the 'Nads.
For genius! Or 'tards. Depends on exactly who BE Cactus' owner.
...OK, now. Why not COCKTUS? (just downed on me. eeeheeee!)
I'm the one who actually beaded these puppies up for her (it's my new 'specialty'). And I didn't give the family jewels any 'family jewels' because they would have looked like...uh...ermmm...nevermind.
huh...never heard 'wang' before..must be another unbritish thang.....cock, dick, knob, willy etc., but never wang...you learn something new every day....
Made another cocktus and pair of infinititties tonight for this weekend's show. I vary the shape and size each time. Lina thought today's cocktus was 'gross'.
Admittedly, it WAS a bit...um...MANLY. Made me randy just working on it.
Then Barbara had to start talking about saggy white nuts and Godzilla dick which took the *zing* right outta my nether parts. Damn near made me wanna puke, too.
Ah, you're a good woman, Barbara. Keepin' this silly bint in line (If that was your intention, it did, indeed, work. If not, then Ewwwwww!!!!)
But puleeze--under any circumstances--no more talk of wearing Japanese undies and having the 'big green' invade your city. It's jes' not right. (At least hold out for someone with a King Kong fixation.)
The man who bought these called
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Infinity and cactus?
Yeah, right.
Titties and wang, more like.
But they're total happy, 1978 'Electric Company'-style titties and wang!
Look upon the beaded, rainbow glory radiating from them!
So confident! So giving and Looooving!!
Each accepts EVERYONE!
So... how come Babs didn't give Cactus a couple o' shiny paste-jewels? In the center of each scrotey, you know? For glamour AND to signify the treasure that is the potential of the 'Nads.
For genius! Or 'tards. Depends on exactly who BE Cactus' owner.
...OK, now. Why not COCKTUS? (just downed on me. eeeheeee!)
'Cocktus'. Nice.
I'm the one who actually beaded these puppies up for her (it's my new 'specialty'). And I didn't give the family jewels any 'family jewels' because they would have looked like...uh...ermmm...nevermind.
Screw it. Genital warts.
There. I said it. Again.
NOW. Does anyone out there still have ANY doubts about my ability to turn all I see and hear into innuendo???
Innuendo: where an Italian pederast wants to plant his cocktus.
eh?? EHH???
I rest my case.
huh...never heard 'wang' before..must be another unbritish thang.....cock, dick, knob, willy etc., but never wang...you learn something new every day....
The only wang I ever liked.
Here, Dee.
D: Glad I could enlighten you.
Laura: I'm pretty sure that wasn't the only wang you've enjoyed! You have a son, don't you? Pretty sure he wasn't the result of a computer.
Lorelei: Why not "Infinititty"?
Haven't you ever heard of cyborg love?
infinititties...heeheehee...
I agree! Infinititties is AWESOME!
Made another cocktus and pair of infinititties tonight for this weekend's show. I vary the shape and size each time. Lina thought today's cocktus was 'gross'.
Admittedly, it WAS a bit...um...MANLY. Made me randy just working on it.
Then Barbara had to start talking about saggy white nuts and Godzilla dick which took the *zing* right outta my nether parts. Damn near made me wanna puke, too.
Ah, you're a good woman, Barbara. Keepin' this silly bint in line (If that was your intention, it did, indeed, work. If not, then Ewwwwww!!!!)
But puleeze--under any circumstances--no more talk of wearing Japanese undies and having the 'big green' invade your city. It's jes' not right. (At least hold out for someone with a King Kong fixation.)
People should read this.
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