I was alone ('cept for the voices in my head...and maybe a ghostie or two).
I'm sure Mz. D is gonna love to hear that she reminds you of a blow-up doll. (Don't feel bad, Babs--I remind her of a penis-nose fish.)
Anyhoo, the only thing 'blown up' in this pic IS this pic. 'Tis but a small piece of the photo below it. Time for you to play "I spy with my blow-up-doll-and-penis-fish-loving eye..."
And whilst you're locating my blurred and misshapen form, remember this. By snapping away, I just done stole my own goddamn soul. Whoopee.
You know what ... I bored myself with the Libby comment/thing ... and I am WAY too grown up to be pretending I have another name...I'm D...that's me! although I enjoyed the sybil film years ago by the way...
OMG...do you have any idea how many 'other names' I have on the internet? I lose track most of the time!!
Go on. Have as many as you want!! It's not childish. It's FUN! Until you start chatting with yourself online and making dates to meet for coffee, that is.
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GAHHH! Is that Barbara in the background? She looks like a blowup doll.
I was alone ('cept for the voices in my head...and maybe a ghostie or two).
I'm sure Mz. D is gonna love to hear that she reminds you of a blow-up doll. (Don't feel bad, Babs--I remind her of a penis-nose fish.)
Anyhoo, the only thing 'blown up' in this pic IS this pic. 'Tis but a small piece of the photo below it. Time for you to play "I spy with my blow-up-doll-and-penis-fish-loving eye..."
And whilst you're locating my blurred and misshapen form, remember this. By snapping away, I just done stole my own goddamn soul. Whoopee.
The bestest thing about stealing your own soul is that you can totally cheat yourself into giving it back to... uh, yourself.
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I'm currently in negotiations with myself for the return of said soul. But, greedy cunt that I am, I may be in for a long drawn out ordeal...
Self-negotiation. Sounds like something Homer Simpson would do.
Either that, or it sounds dirty... As in...Laura, if you simply must self-negotiate, go do it in private. And send me the pictures.
Cumming right up, Old Man, cumming right up...
Laura, you used my unfavourite c word again..but on reflection... Libby is fine with it so its all good!
erm....Dee??? Is this, like, a 'Sybil' thing??
Libby. Lolly. Lubby.
I'm gettin' all confused here. And you people don't want to get 'someone like me' confused. It could be dangerous.
You know what ... I bored myself with the Libby comment/thing ... and I am WAY too grown up to be pretending I have another name...I'm D...that's me! although
I enjoyed the sybil film years ago by the way...
OMG...do you have any idea how many 'other names' I have on the internet? I lose track most of the time!!
Go on. Have as many as you want!! It's not childish. It's FUN! Until you start chatting with yourself online and making dates to meet for coffee, that is.
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