What's up with the pink skunk-stripe on the pooper?
Realism? To simulate the woes of overwiping?
I love the idea of some poor schmuck buying this and then getting his ding-dong stuck. I mean, the structure totally says "Chinese Weenie Prison". Do you see that the whole thing is connected?
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I'll take the one on the left.
And the right.
Very good, sir.
Shall I wrap them, or would you like to wear them home?
What's up with the pink skunk-stripe on the pooper?
Realism? To simulate the woes of overwiping?
I love the idea of some poor schmuck buying this and then getting his ding-dong stuck. I mean, the structure totally says "Chinese Weenie Prison". Do you see that the whole thing is connected?
Whoops! Suction!
Ha!! 'Finger cuffs' I can TOTALLY see it. 'Cept TECHNICALLY you'd need two 'ding-dongs'--one for each end.
Singularly, it would be more like a detachable foreskin. Or an erectile turtleneck. Or sumpin' like dat...
"Detachable Foreskin"--King Missle's follow-up to "Detachable Penis". A perennial favorite with the scalpel-wielding rabbi crowd.
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