Yeppers--I got my predilection for pumping iron from him. I prolly had cannons that size at one point--eh, well, not THAT big. But I was HUGE I tells ya, HUGE!!
(Seriously, I did have 14" biceps back in the powerlifting days. And quite the lat spread, too. And a trunk just built for lifting large amounts of dead weight off the floor, what with my thick legs and wide, child-bearing hips. Which I did NOT inherit from Frank, as he has long skinny legs that he could never get any bulk on no matter how hard he tried...)
And now? I'm just a 110-pound weakling with bad discs and no boobies.
One for the ladies...
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Oooh, mama, break us off a piece of that. Oh, Fraaaank? Over here, help! help! Shark! Shark!
Wow, that's very buff.
Yeppers--I got my predilection for pumping iron from him. I prolly had cannons that size at one point--eh, well, not THAT big. But I was HUGE I tells ya, HUGE!!
(Seriously, I did have 14" biceps back in the powerlifting days. And quite the lat spread, too. And a trunk just built for lifting large amounts of dead weight off the floor, what with my thick legs and wide, child-bearing hips. Which I did NOT inherit from Frank, as he has long skinny legs that he could never get any bulk on no matter how hard he tried...)
And now? I'm just a 110-pound weakling with bad discs and no boobies.
"You can't flex bone, Rachel..."
Still, pretty good build on Pops.
Obviously Arnold und Franco did not "gif hem da rung advices" before the big contest.
Ooohhh.... my uterus just swooned.
Yeah, mine too.
Why though?
Perhaps it was just your bowels. They ARE kinda in the same area. If it WAS your bowels, I hope you've taken care of it by now.
Otherwise, no one's going to want to be at your stinky, poo-bespattered barbeque today.
HAPPY FOURTH, Y'ALL! WEENIE GRILLIN! APPLE PIE EATIN! FLAG WAVIN! PRESIDENT HATIN! PYROTECHING!
Ah! Ah! My liver, my liver!
No, higher dude.
Eee! Eee! My liver , my liver!
No barbecuing this year, not feelin' the call of the smokebombs either, or the city-sanctioned firecrackers. Maybe a movie.
But you go get bespattered by poo and tell us how it was. Happy Fourth from me too!
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