Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Foxy

So here's the story: Mr. and Mrs. Warhol (Michael and Kate) are assisting in clearing out artifacts from an abandoned coke processing plant on the far south side of Chicago--artifacts which will eventually be used in an Industrial Heritage Museum.

This poster of the lovely and buxom Pam Grier was found, obscured by coal dust, inside the laboratory building of the factory ("horny chemists, I guess", sez Cletus). The Warhols decide that the poster would be more appropriate as an item displayed in their collection of "Late 20th Century Industrial Sexism Studies" artifacts (Item #0001.2006). I wholeheartedly agree.

Michael and Kate have a thriving Chicagoland tour business, Brainsnack Tours. Make them show you around and tell you things you never thought you needed to know about Chicago. And then ask them if the Larry Car is operated by the Moe Driver and see what they have to say. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk...

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Shazam!!!

You think she's got a little midget in her.

Or would want to?

Lorelei said...

You forgot to ask Cletus regarding the details while he set that provocative thing out on his back porch, in full view of his family-oriented neighbors, and proceeded to dust the bust of the foremustiest blackalicious badass babe in the land...