(tappity-tap dance with flourish and way high kicking of the legs)
...Wait. WHICH one of us be the slut? The harlot? The only carnal knowlege to which I, at the tender and rebellious age of 15, have been privvy, is as follows:
A: Scrawling out love songs to Nick Cave on my Trapper-Keeper (shaddup, OMC), which I'm certain someday he'll publish and sing just for me and I'll stike richness;
B: The vast amount of "talking" penises I draw on the bathroom stalls at school (I've gotten good at it, too! Realism and the whatnot);
3: Showing the mole on my left arse-cheek which remarkably resembles a love-heart to Bobby Willingthrob... and 28 of his most closest friends.
OK, Dave...that'll be two bits.
2 comments:
What a bargoon!
I can only imagine what 6 pence would get me.
Thank you for making my week! And yes, I'm THAT easily entertained.
(tappity-tap dance with flourish and way high kicking of the legs)
...Wait. WHICH one of us be the slut? The harlot?
The only carnal knowlege to which I, at the tender and rebellious age of 15, have been privvy, is as follows:
A: Scrawling out love songs to Nick Cave on my Trapper-Keeper (shaddup, OMC), which I'm certain someday he'll publish and sing just for me and I'll stike richness;
B: The vast amount of "talking" penises I draw on the bathroom stalls at school (I've gotten good at it, too! Realism and the whatnot);
3: Showing the mole on my left arse-cheek which remarkably resembles a love-heart to Bobby Willingthrob... and 28 of his most closest friends.
But that was for a fundraising effort: ME.
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