'I'm too sexy for my collar...too sexy for my collar...make the ladycats hollar...'
Mr. Snookums is a runway-cat model. He maintains his lithe runway-cat figure by puking up all his Tender Vittles and stealing Old Lady Batshitwonk's catnip stash when she's out. He's addicted to catnip, y'know. And he's forever hungry. But he loooks mahhvelous, dahling...
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Mr. Snookums looks a bit hungry today. Perhaps Old Lady Batshitwonk has been forgetting to put vittles out for the poor thing?
'I'm too sexy for my collar...too sexy for my collar...make the ladycats hollar...'
Mr. Snookums is a runway-cat model. He maintains his lithe runway-cat figure by puking up all his Tender Vittles and stealing Old Lady Batshitwonk's catnip stash when she's out. He's addicted to catnip, y'know. And he's forever hungry. But he loooks mahhvelous, dahling...
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