Sunday, June 25, 2006

In a Letter to Rntzen

An excerpt from an email I wrote dated 10/16/02:

here's the quote of the day from yesterday, as spoken
by Laura to her therapist:

'Christ, I analyze the FUCK out of shit!'

they don't call me Miss Articulation for nothing.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Uh...yeah, we don't call you that.

And it must have been a completely dead week if that was the quote of the day from you. :>)

"Must go poo, then back to work."

Now that was a pearl from your repertoire.

Laura said...

yes. one of my many pearls.

one, in fact, that lorelei has now become the frequent recipient of, as she has become your early-morning-pre-ritalin-kick-in phone conversation replacement. plus, she happens to be fond of the word 'poop'.

sorry 'bout that, Lubby.
shit happens.

Anonymous said...

Are you sorry to me? Or Karl? Cos' poop is fun!

It bubbles and foams
and yer colon groans
Monkeys bangin on the pipes!
Cottonelle is really swell
and Charmin will do well
But nothin beats booty wipes!

Haha...

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Anonymous said...

You my dear, are the queen of ca-ca humor, the immortal bard of the bowel movement, the duchess of dingleberries, the zookeeper who cares for the cotton-touching turtle. Poop IS fun, but saying the word (giggle) is a treat in and of itself.

A quick word to the uninitiated. Jasper has stated that Lubby (we asked who that was as well) is, and I quote, "the fighting girl who lives in Rntzen's brain". I of course am the R in question. He did not like my first name so has always called me by the family title, which I have slightly changed for public consumption and discretion. It's a beautiful Norwegian name which means "the cattle are dying".

Laura said...

Lubby...Lolly. Lolly...Lubby. Now, go get yerselves some pigs-in-a-blanket and a rice krispie treat. The party's just started!

Old Man Crowder said...

Deeper than Willie Nelson's debt.

Did the heavens open and angels start to sing with said revelation?

I suppose such an epiphany allowed you to move to 'the next step' -- whatever that is?

BTW...If you break apart "pyschotherapist", you get "pycho the rapist".

Anonymous said...

Well then, let's all agree to make a concerted effort not to break apart the psychotherapist wot?

Good show!

Anonymous said...

I vote we try not to break apart any therapists, psycho or otherwise. Not only is it bad the release the rapists upon the world but it makes a gawd-awful mess on the carpet.