I dunno what they call it in a hospital (other than 'catheter'). I remember there was a product called 'Le Funnel' (lay fun-NEL) that I saw advertised in the back of some magazine (most likely a 1970's-era edition of Cosmopolitan, as I always used to sneak-read my mom's back issues. It's where I learned everything I know about sex. And outlaw peeing.) Anyhoo, 'Le Funnel' was a funnel with a rubber tube attached to it. Kinda like a beer bong. Only lower.
I would, contrary to your belief, NOT be offended if one of my sculptures reminded you of pee-pee. They're usually MEANT to remind people of one bodily excretion or another (usually 'another' but who am I to complain?) What this actually IS, however, is a bottle of perfume. Called 'Vie Privee' which is French for... yep...you got it...'Private Life'.
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Looks like one of them things what women use for to go pee while in the hospital. Lorelei...??
Of course, it's probably something you've created and I've just offended the piss out of you!
I dunno what they call it in a hospital (other than 'catheter'). I remember there was a product called 'Le Funnel' (lay fun-NEL) that I saw advertised in the back of some magazine (most likely a 1970's-era edition of Cosmopolitan, as I always used to sneak-read my mom's back issues. It's where I learned everything I know about sex. And outlaw peeing.) Anyhoo, 'Le Funnel' was a funnel with a rubber tube attached to it. Kinda like a beer bong. Only lower.
I would, contrary to your belief, NOT be offended if one of my sculptures reminded you of pee-pee. They're usually MEANT to remind people of one bodily excretion or another (usually 'another' but who am I to complain?) What this actually IS, however, is a bottle of perfume. Called 'Vie Privee' which is French for... yep...you got it...'Private Life'.
so lovely to look at....wish I could pick it up...
The pee? The private parfum thang? Both?
OMC, in my mostest professional industry, the majority of us professional upper-crusties call the dern things Piss-chers.
You know? A pitcher that one (normally male) pisses into.
Get it? Haha, the clinical life is so droll.
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