Monday, January 14, 2008

Preference


When God gave out cocks Dustin thought
he said locks, so he made a request.
"Long and thick, please."

The Almighty kindly obliged.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Did God understand his request or just proceed with the business at hand?

Laura said...

Yes.

Anonymous said...

Hey! I used to be with a guy with long, thick locks.
I loved him lots.

Over time, them purdy locks kinda devolved from being the crowning glory of his rebelious, lust-for-life deliciousness into the frayed mop his bloaty, not-cared-for alcoholic body and head sport today!


...Lorelei.

Laura said...

That scenario sounds so achingly familiar...