Sunday, February 18, 2007

Dunce/Scrabble

Next time, a rousing game of Retard Scrabble.

p.s. B -- 'quim' IS a word.

Here we go.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

AIEEEEEEEEEEEE! Mine virginy ears hath been defiled! Fie upon you, dirty Jones!

Fie, I say! But in all honesty...

I gotta ask: How did such a retarded (and puritanically repressed) euphemism for chicky snatch make Dictionary approval?

Laura said...

It DIDN'T make it into the dictionary we were using, therefore I couldn't use it in the game. Imagine that, they put in a word like 'quincunx', which looks an awful lot more perverted than our tart and springy 'quim'. Sheesh.

Said word DID make it into my dictionary of Slang and Euphemism though.

p.s. I may have to insist that people call me 'Chicky Snatch' from now on. It's just too good a nickname to pass by.

Anonymous said...

Well shiver me quim-bers....of course we should have used the dictionary of slang and euphymism...then i could have played the word "queefed" but first the rrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeetard gggggggaame, okkkkkkkkkkkkkay?

Babs forgotmylogininfo Danger

Anonymous said...

According the the dictionary of Slang and Euphemism, 'quim' has a British origin (DUH!!) and has been in use from the 1600's on. So much for the "Post-1982" theory we had about why it wasn't in the dictionary.

Also, there is no 'queef' in my book. But there is a 'quiff', which is defined as a certain orifice but does not mention anything about an expulsion of wind from said orifice.

So phhhhhhhhhhffffffffttt!