This is one of the things I do for a living. I'm so proud of myself cuz I figured out how to pixelate my boobies. Why bother? Cuz when I'm not being paid to get naked, I'm really very modest. Well...not really. But why should I give you a free show?
I think I'm going to become a professional pixelator. That, or the person who goes around and changes words like 'fuck' and 'cunt' into words like !@&% and c*nt. Whatever THEY'RE called (the people, not the words--I know what those are called: 'my vocabulary' 8^D).
Yep...her name is Patty and she's one of the other regular models. She was in the class and asked if she could take the pic as reference for her painting. I said sure. Next thing I know she's taking pics for everyone in class who wanted one. These prints have been tacked up all over that painting room like tittie bar flyers for the past month. I snagged some of them the other day.
And I'm not SHOWING my naughty bits--I've discreetly covered them up with digital manipulation. This also happens to be the only pic that isn't showing my twat. Pixelated twattage still just looks like twat somehow no matter how distorted.
TWAT. I love that word. one of the best words ever.
Good, Gooseberry's you're no grandma. I see some firm lines where the brush strokes the canvas. Please price me, punish me, make it high and make it hurt.I'm not rich, but I'm a cowboy with a vision, so treat me bad. I know what's right and wrong. OOps, shouldn't of told.
This is one of the things I do for a living.
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Holy crap!! You totally made my day with this picture. I can't believe you know how to pixelate! And you did it so well! Can you teach me?
Okay seriously...I just like naked chicks.
I think I'm going to become a professional pixelator. That, or the person who goes around and changes words like 'fuck' and 'cunt' into words like !@&% and c*nt. Whatever THEY'RE called (the people, not the words--I know what those are called: 'my vocabulary' 8^D).
p.s. I like naked chicks, too.
SLUUUUUUUUT!
Of course I'm kidding. You slut.
Is that one of the pictures some lady (forget name) kept promising to give you but hadn't up til now?
Good for you! The Lord will burn you for showing your naughty bits.
Ha! Just kidding. Slut.
Yep...her name is Patty and she's one of the other regular models. She was in the class and asked if she could take the pic as reference for her painting. I said sure. Next thing I know she's taking pics for everyone in class who wanted one. These prints have been tacked up all over that painting room like tittie bar flyers for the past month. I snagged some of them the other day.
And I'm not SHOWING my naughty bits--I've discreetly covered them up with digital manipulation. This also happens to be the only pic that isn't showing my twat. Pixelated twattage still just looks like twat somehow no matter how distorted.
TWAT. I love that word. one of the best words ever.
Good, Gooseberry's you're no grandma. I see some firm lines where the brush strokes the canvas. Please price me, punish me, make it high and make it hurt.I'm not rich, but I'm a cowboy with a vision, so treat me bad. I know what's right and wrong. OOps, shouldn't of told.
Mmmmmm, digital manipulation
Mmmm...fungus-covered tree branches...
How do you get your neopolitans to vibrate like that? It's as if they fairly...dare I say...panibrate.
You might want to see a doctor about that.
I mean a medical one.
dammit--I don't know what to 'mmmmmmm' first, 'neopolitan' or 'panabrator'.
you're making my brain hurt. I mean, they're BOTH so creamy and delicious. Ahh, where to start...where to start...
And where to finish??? 8^D
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