Friday, August 17, 2007

Everybody Loves a Good Jazz Square






The world premiere every 'tween has been waiting for.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

What's a 'Jazz Square'? And why does the afro-man with the basketball look like he wants to devour his classmate in picture #2?

..And not in a hungry sorta way, but more like a crazed, drooling, HORNY manner.

Gaaaahhhhhhhhh! SCARY STILLS! The mind reels! And vomits!

(i hope you enjoyed the movie!)

Anonymous said...

"I Majored in Vacation".

Nice shirt! I pee the pantaloons over the genius!

Laura said...

Your so-called 'afro man' is the one and only Muffin we spoke of the other day. (In this movie he is known as 'Chad' and his "real" name is Corbin Bleu -- which sounds like a stage name, or a chicken dish, if I ever heard one.)

Anyhoo...In honor of his presence in the film, I made chocolate muffins for the movie premiere. They were as yummy to us as our Muffin manchild is to teen girls the world over.

A 'jazz square' is a dance step.

The movie was, uh, ok...a disappointment, actually. The first movie is, surprisingly, very good--the songs are, anyway. (The story is the typical boy-meets-girl/boy-loses-girl/boy-gets-girl formula, but what else would you expect for a teen movie?)

Anonymous said...

Throw a jaded, transvestite janitor in there?

Laura said...

Sure, why not? They've already got the stereotypical theater maven. And the testosterone overlord b-ball coach. Why not a trannie floor mopper?

Anonymous said...

RIGHT! I'll be submitting my suggestions postehaste for "Highschool Musical 3: The One That Makes You Pee".