Sunday, December 03, 2006

Elfish Pretzely

12 comments:

Lorelei said...

He's kinda hairy.

For The King, ya know.

Lorelei said...

AND black.

Anonymous said...

Are you insinuating that hairy people can't be King?

Old Man Crowder said...

Yeah, that's why I want to be the Pope instead.

Anonymous said...

And everyone could call you "your hirsute holiness."

Laura said...

If anyone ever called me that I'd make 'em kiss my labia ring. And call me 'Pope Punani'.

Anonymous said...

What kind of hat would you wear, your coochieness?

Laura said...

funny you should ask about my hat...

Old Man Crowder said...

You have a labia ring???!!!

How sweet it is!

Laura said...

Yeppers, I do.

Fat Tuesday, 1990. Me and Wendy and Maria went to some tattoo shop way way WAY down on the South Side. (This was before there was a piercing 'salon' on every corner--it was the only place we could find. It was right off the Skyway, I think. I was too scared to really notice.)

A biker named Gypsy did me.
It was my first piercing.

(Yes, I have others...um...HAD others--1990 was a big piercing year for me. Unfortunately, only the navel and labia are left.)

And as far as 'sweet' goes, I dunno.
You'll have to ask someone who's actually had a taste.

Laura said...

And Cletus--I'll have to tell y'all my funny coochie/hat story when I've got more time.

There actually IS a coochie/hat story...

Anonymous said...

I'm always up for a good coochie/hat story, especially around Christmas.

It makes my teeth hurt to even think about encountering a labia ring. Even if it's being worn by the Holy Poontiff.