Why so BLUE? Maybe you just need to FOCUS on the fact that most people are GREEN with envy that you know me!
HA-ha...color puns!!!Actually, my dear, I've become a zombie in my spare time. It's perfect for me--I get to moan and groan all I want. I limp around like someone whose body has gone to hell. I stare off into space and don't have to listen to what anyone else is saying--I get to be in my own little world and don't have to talk to anyone. Oh, and personal hygiene? Totally optional.
Mmmm...dirty moaning zombie girls... SO HOT!
You're taking this "mysterious recluse" thing a little far, don't you think?
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