Aw, I ain't a-skeerd. Steve McQueen and his cast of exciting people will save me.
Hate to break this to you Dave, but, Steve McQueen...well, um...he's dead.You might temporarily stave off annihilation with a large butter knife and a whole lotta Wonder Bread.But in the end, we're all fucked.
WHAT?? When did this happen?Next you're going to tell me that James Dean and John Wayne are also dead.Maybe the Blob just wants to be friends? Ever think of that??And who's Dave?
I'm a bit confused as to just WHY, when that lucky ol' man gets to fist the blob...the announcer relates it as a 'shocking result!'*sigh* Some folks are just close-minded.Anywhays, I wanna know just WHEN this 'Blob' flick comes out! Do tell!
'Fist the Blob' is going on the band name list.And it's not a name for some dark, pervy band. It's for a more friendly, upbeat combo. Something the kids would enjoy. Like 'Dora the Explorer'. Or 'Fritz the Cat'.
Well, it might be shocking to the blob if it wasn't expecting the sudden intrusion.Fisting is something that you have do very slowly and gently. You can't just get all rammy.At least, that's what I've been told...
Riiiiiiiiiight...
*brief musical interlude*You can't just get all rammyAll shovey rudey crammyYou wouldn't do that to yer grammyBe nice with the fist!Be nice with the fist!
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Aw, I ain't a-skeerd. Steve McQueen and his cast of exciting people will save me.
Hate to break this to you Dave, but, Steve McQueen...well, um...he's dead.
You might temporarily stave off annihilation with a large butter knife and a whole lotta Wonder Bread.
But in the end, we're all fucked.
WHAT?? When did this happen?
Next you're going to tell me that James Dean and John Wayne are also dead.
Maybe the Blob just wants to be friends? Ever think of that??
And who's Dave?
I'm a bit confused as to just WHY, when that lucky ol' man gets to fist the blob...the announcer relates it as a 'shocking result!'
*sigh* Some folks are just close-minded.
Anywhays, I wanna know just WHEN this 'Blob' flick comes out! Do tell!
'Fist the Blob' is going on the band name list.
And it's not a name for some dark, pervy band. It's for a more friendly, upbeat combo. Something the kids would enjoy. Like 'Dora the Explorer'. Or 'Fritz the Cat'.
Well, it might be shocking to the blob if it wasn't expecting the sudden intrusion.
Fisting is something that you have do very slowly and gently. You can't just get all rammy.
At least, that's what I've been told...
Riiiiiiiiiight...
*brief musical interlude*
You can't just get all rammy
All shovey rudey crammy
You wouldn't do that to yer grammy
Be nice with the fist!
Be nice with the fist!
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