Saturday, April 26, 2008

"I'll Never Cut You Out Of My Life Again"

I think he meant it.
But it was a promise he just couldn't keep.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

So what brought this on, allasudden?

-Lorelei

Laura said...

I'll get back to you on that...

Old Man Crowder said...

Yeah, I want in on the info action, too.

Laura said...

ASSCRACKERS!! I totally forgot I was gonna get back to you on this. OK...no time right this minute but I promise at least a minor gut-spilling as soon as I am able...

Anonymous said...

Oh, for fuck-sake. Get a move-on with this emotional MOVE, or I shall ram a coconut up your wazoo.

For the record, OMC? Our lady dear holds a crusty, 3-year fucking candle for some douchebag who oh-so DOESN'T DESERVE even poot-wind in his face.

I have spoken.

--Llei

Laura said...

It's only a 2 1/2-year candle, so pffffft.

That being said, you of all people should know that my ongoing struggle is so much bigger than Ron Slattery and the psychic 'no vacancy' sign he's parked outside his bighappyfunhouse for the likes of me.

You've now ruined my last (fantasy) chance at having The Grand Catharsis.

Thanks for the buzzkill.