Man, for a not so good front-side this chick gets alot of posts! You guys are mean! What did her rear-end, or front ever do to any of you? She happens to be a very nice person. And noone has commented that John H. looks like he spends all of his remaining time outside of the printmaking room in a spin class. That dude is toned! :>)
And Laura, you should always be afraid when someone named anonymous is coming your way!
karl......CHILL. admiring a posterior is somewhat, uh, NORMAL, yes? being a hominid and all, i mean. crikey, its just blog chatter. homeland security need not be invoked fer crisake.
Ano, you misunderstand my friend. Admiring them is great, some people even make a living off of it.It's a good posterior, I'm just bashing the fact that someone said the front aint that great, and another suggested Ad Buster. I only know the person in passing, but the front is pretty dang good. But even if it werent...
I'm chilled, cool like Fonzy, as a cucumber even.
And don't go throwing that Hominid crap in my face, no need to bring your religion into this.
And as for Homeland Security (fer chrissake), are you on Amber alert or something with not putting your first name? If you said Darryl or something would your sleeper cel incite a Jihad somewhere nearby? Or would that be enough for some group to nab you?
Get a room, you two!!! Jesus H. Macy--Mamma gets laid out with the flu for a day and THIS is what I wake up to???
Let's clear things up--I don't friggin' remember what the bitch looks like from the front. And I don't care. She probably IS just as hot. Nice personality, too. Happy now??? Let her get the kudos for it on her own damn blog.
SHIT.
Anon, take the garbage out. And Karl how many times do I have to tell you--dishes IN the dishwasher, not all over the kitchen counter??? Get it into yer noggin or there'll be no more egg, bread & cheese casserole for you, young man!!
I'm goin' back to bed and so-help-me-god if I have to get up again I'm calling your father!!!
Karl.....Are you gonna come over here and make up with us??? Come on, hunny...your brother wants to tell you something, DON'T you, Anon... *nudge-nudge*...
No allowance? Man, that stinks! The best part was when one of your baby teeth fell out. I remember Laura and Brandon once leaving a twenty under the child's pillow, because it was all they had at the time. Soon he was yanking them out when they got loose, no painkillers or tears.
The allowance will hurt, but I'm an artist, my music must live.
A big p.s. to all of this--got another look at Raven today--my initial assessment WAS right. Her ass is hotter than her face.
But I also got to talk to her and she did seem to be smart and articulate and laid back...apologies for referring to her in passing as a bitch. I was sick. I was tired. You kids were wearing on my nerves...
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ooooo-have ms. raven turn around...
arf arf art aiooooooo!!!
DOWN BOY!!...the front's not quite as awe-inspiring...
welllll - i will just have to bring along a copy of "Ad Busters" then, if you know what i mean.
bring along??? you comin' this way?? should I be frightened?
p.s. yes, I know what you mean.
I think. 8^)
Man, for a not so good front-side this chick gets alot of posts! You guys are mean! What did her rear-end, or front ever do to any of you? She happens to be a very nice person. And noone has commented that John H. looks like he spends all of his remaining time outside of the printmaking room in a spin class. That dude is toned! :>)
And Laura, you should always be afraid when someone named anonymous is coming your way!
karl......CHILL. admiring a posterior is somewhat, uh, NORMAL, yes? being a hominid and all, i mean.
crikey, its just blog chatter. homeland security need not be invoked fer crisake.
Ano, you misunderstand my friend. Admiring them is great, some people even make a living off of it.It's a good posterior, I'm just bashing the fact that someone said the front aint that great, and another suggested Ad Buster. I only know the person in passing, but the front is pretty dang good. But even if it werent...
I'm chilled, cool like Fonzy, as a cucumber even.
And don't go throwing that Hominid crap in my face, no need to bring your religion into this.
And as for Homeland Security (fer chrissake), are you on Amber alert or something with not putting your first name? If you said Darryl or something would your sleeper cel incite a Jihad somewhere nearby? Or would that be enough for some group to nab you?
Get a room, you two!!! Jesus H. Macy--Mamma gets laid out with the flu for a day and THIS is what I wake up to???
Let's clear things up--I don't friggin' remember what the bitch looks like from the front. And I don't care. She probably IS just as hot. Nice personality, too. Happy now??? Let her get the kudos for it on her own damn blog.
SHIT.
Anon, take the garbage out. And Karl how many times do I have to tell you--dishes IN the dishwasher, not all over the kitchen counter??? Get it into yer noggin or there'll be no more egg, bread & cheese casserole for you, young man!!
I'm goin' back to bed and so-help-me-god if I have to get up again I'm calling your father!!!
what will you call him ?
Laid out with the flu, sorry to hear that. Anon, look what you made happen!
I'll call him...um...'Mr. Milkman'??
"Yeah, I'll have a gallon of 2% and 10cc of fresh creem."
I never told you this about your father, boys...
...he wore a white uniform. And his hands were always soooooo cold...
Karl started it NOT me! You HATE me! You ALWAYS liked Karl better!!!
---SLAM---
Marsha, Marsha, Marsha.
Uh, dude, that's not your room.
Inuit, dad was an Eskimo.The horror.
She must have loved me more, she gave me a name.
awwww....come here, both of you....*kiss-kiss*....*hugs*....let's not let any raven-haired hussy come between any of us again...
okaaaay. *sniff*.
(gotta say me proud to cause so many posts - teehee)
Karl.....Are you gonna come over here and make up with us??? Come on, hunny...your brother wants to tell you something, DON'T you, Anon... *nudge-nudge*...
(p.s. me proud too--a new trustproof record!!)
I'm sorry. (long pause)
Sorry my brother is such a jerk and a booger-lip! There I said it!
Bwah-ha-HA!
Raven-haired hussy? Noone calls John H. that and gets away with it. Especially not a red-headed-trollop!
I'm moving out, I'm joining a band, and I'm going to spend the summer working on my music.
The Mud Mask Remnants?? Heh...Qu'est que c'est?
Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better
Run run run run run run run away...
OK, honey...you go live that dream. But if you move out, you lose your allowance. Think about that before you pack your bags.
In the meantime I'll be working in my own band, Firebush Benchwarmer (Tori Amos tribute band).
Yep. We red-headed trollops have to stick together.
Word. And how.
Karl... you funny cro-magnihominyhominyhumina!
Come plague my site with more witticisms and bitey humor!
As if she needed to ask me to. Chances are, I probably already have.
We crominimi...cromo...Cream-of...we mouthbreathing knuckle-draggers are just like that.
No allowance? Man, that stinks!
The best part was when one of your baby teeth fell out. I remember Laura and Brandon once leaving a twenty under the child's pillow, because it was all they had at the time.
Soon he was yanking them out when they got loose, no painkillers or tears.
The allowance will hurt, but I'm an artist, my music must live.
A big p.s. to all of this--got another look at Raven today--my initial assessment WAS right. Her ass is hotter than her face.
But I also got to talk to her and she did seem to be smart and articulate and laid back...apologies for referring to her in passing as a bitch. I was sick. I was tired. You kids were wearing on my nerves...
Laura said...
"awwww....come here, both of you....*kiss-kiss*....*hugs*....let's not let any raven-haired hussy come between any of us again..."
Gee mom, you never let us have any fun.
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