(*or How I've put on 35 pounds against my better judgement)
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and still you're half my size...I am Loving that jumper and knickers outfit though...my white cotton knickers and big shirt don't look like that...I need me a magic mirror...
I'll meetchas up in the Upper Level, where Gawd Reigns Supreme, and Super Evangelical, Texas Hold'em Bingo are in full swing! I'm certain I got me a bead on how to win this most competetive of intellectual sports!
...Or I'm just a silly ol' poo for gumming the Sunday Litany out of the Deacon's wickie-woo.
Oh, me! I made a joke! You see above how I said I have 'a bead'? As in "Rosary" bead?
I'm quite certain I am going via express to Devil- Land for that.
(*or How I've put on 35 pounds against my better judgement)
13 comments:
and still you're half my size...I am Loving that jumper and knickers outfit though...my white cotton knickers and big shirt don't look like that...I need me a magic mirror...
If you come dust mine, I'll share. 8^)
p.s. *tee hee*...knickers...I LOVE that word. Thanks to your prompt, Dee, I now get to quote my favorite Briget Jones line:
"Definitely an occasion for genuinely tiny knickers!!!"
I'll have to get me some tinier ones, tho'. Leopard print. Just like Bridget. OR grow my ass even bigger and just keep wearing these.
Nah...
If you're sporting 35 extra, then I'd say you needed it.
I don't see anything wrong with that frame.
Other than perhaps it needs some strawberries on it.
And cream...strawberries are always better covered in cream.
Hey! For your birfday, I'm comin over wot fer to give you a well-deserved slap in the face.
And I will fart on your budgies. Bonus!
You're welcome.
-Lorelei
Mmmm, fudgie budgies...
I would definately enjoy some of your cream and strawberries on your lovely frame.
J
*blushes in all the usual places*
Oh, I'm SO exiting this pre-verted room.
I'll meetchas up in the Upper Level, where Gawd Reigns Supreme, and Super Evangelical, Texas Hold'em Bingo are in full swing! I'm certain I got me a bead on how to win this most competetive of intellectual sports!
...Or I'm just a silly ol' poo for gumming the Sunday Litany out of the Deacon's wickie-woo.
Oh, me! I made a joke! You see above how I said I have 'a bead'? As in "Rosary" bead?
I'm quite certain I am going via express to Devil- Land for that.
That was me, btw. Llei
Oh, like I didn't know.
(you're such a silly bint.)
gumming the Sunday Litany out of the Deacon's wickie-woo
Are you speaking in tongues on this one, if you get my drift?
Or am I even out-perving myself?
(p.s. Deacon's Wickie-Woo is SO gonna be the name of my new band.)
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