Wow Laura, your response is penetrated with double entendres. I never seen so many inserted in a sentence! It's just hard to believe. I hope there's more to come!
No, no...don't stop. If you keep banging away at that keyboard, you may just outdo the queen of innuendo.
It's been a while since my skills have been aroused to perform like this, so it may take a little more prodding to get me to slip into that full-throttle action I'm known for.
Now, if you don't mind, I must get back to my sewing--a medieval tunic out of a table cloth. Ahh, the things I do for my kid...
My family had a luau. ALL the relatives done up in their best Kummonahwannalaya South Pacific garb.
We have an 8mm film of the day, culminating in a stop-motion SPFX dealy where everyone appears, one by one, into the frame. It was quite the crowd pleaser at our home movie nights.
I just sent my medieval artisan off to the castle of Sir Thomas Alva of Edison for his day of merriment.
Alas, we had a client/sempstress tiff while dressing him (he's SUCH a pubescent crab in the morning), so the pics I took are sub-par. Will take more later for posting.
In the meantime, the costume turned out pretty good--the only thing I'm dissatisfied with is that I had to substitute the groovy fur beret--which didn't fit on his noggin--with an Omar Sharif Doctor Zhivago hat that DID fit.
Probably the only time I've gotten laid more than my brother.
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Bwaaaaahaaahaaahaaaaa!
It's not the quantity of the leis, it's the quaaaahhhhhlity of the lays.
I mean, REALLY: When have plastic flowers made YOU come?
Unless you get off on that sort of thing.
In which event, I shall shut up.
Right. A quality lei.
Now THERE'S something that's fairly hard to come by.
Wow Laura, your response is penetrated with double entendres. I never seen so many inserted in a sentence!
It's just hard to believe.
I hope there's more to come!
Ok, I'll shut up now. .
Gern
No, no...don't stop. If you keep banging away at that keyboard, you may just outdo the queen of innuendo.
It's been a while since my skills have been aroused to perform like this, so it may take a little more prodding to get me to slip into that full-throttle action I'm known for.
Now, if you don't mind, I must get back to my sewing--a medieval tunic out of a table cloth. Ahh, the things I do for my kid...
How did you get all those? It doesn't look like you're at Mardi Gras!
My family had a luau. ALL the relatives done up in their best Kummonahwannalaya South Pacific garb.
We have an 8mm film of the day, culminating in a stop-motion SPFX dealy where everyone appears, one by one, into the frame. It was quite the crowd pleaser at our home movie nights.
I just sent my medieval artisan off to the castle of Sir Thomas Alva of Edison for his day of merriment.
Alas, we had a client/sempstress tiff while dressing him (he's SUCH a pubescent crab in the morning), so the pics I took are sub-par. Will take more later for posting.
In the meantime, the costume turned out pretty good--the only thing I'm dissatisfied with is that I had to substitute the groovy fur beret--which didn't fit on his noggin--with an Omar Sharif Doctor Zhivago hat that DID fit.
'Tis but a trifle.
Mmmm....Trifle...
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