Life Before Charlie

(Or Why Candice Bergen Hates Wearing Dresses)

Sickened and Medieval

Scarlett

Lynn and her African Grey.

Lei'ed

Probably the only time I've gotten laid more than my brother.

I'VE Just Seen A Face

Jim Sturgess is just about the sexiest piece
of manflesh I've seen in, like, forever.
God, I wish I was 29 again.
Then maybe this hot celebrity creamfest I've
been having wouldn't feel so damn pedophilic.

(p.s. Bonus points for the accent.)

(p.p.s. Make sure you watch enough to see him singing...
pure heaven to behold, thankyouverrrymuch!!)

Translation

All the Japanese you'll ever need to know.

Restricted

Closure?

I knew her.
She was the second of two people I knew who have been featured on 'Unsolved Mysteries'.