Adore

I wish I lived here.
Then at least all these well-dressed animals
and midgets would be in love with me.

Is that so wrong???

Lap of Luxury

Disrobe

Next time, demand a space heater!

Daddy Addy

Just found out that my baby brother, Adam, is going to be a father.
Seems he's done his share of pitching lately, too.

Baby on Board

Congratulations Adam and Jen.

Interpretation

Warmth?

I've got to get nekkid for money today.
Brrrr...the nips are getting hard already.
Warm up the space heaters, people, I'm on mah way.

35

My 'Buddy for Life' (and the man my kid calls 'Daddy') turns 35 today.

Turkeys

These couch surfers are ready to flip the bird at any
competition in tomorrow's Pinewood Derby.

Dry lubed up and ready to roll.

Star

Pink

Player

First time in over a year.
Time to cut the nails and build the calluses.

Music saved me once before...

Fulcrum

Designers

You, too, can have a future in the exciting world of video game design.

The Water Is Piping Hot

It beats upon my neck
And I'm pissing on myself...

Standing in the shower, thinking

Is That A Stalagmite In Your Pocket Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?

Teresa is one of my favorite Ebay sellers.
She gives good product.

Not Necessarily Stoned...But Beautiful

One of my all-time favorite comics (the other being a Hustler comic with the caption 'The Lord has come...the Lord has come...' --Go on, use your filthy little imaginations on THAT one, kids.)

Anyhoo...move over, Rover...and let Jimi give you the last laugh of the evening.

Hillbilly

EyeCandy

*sigh*
Someone said I'm sweet.
8^)

EyeToy

12:04...

...and I'm on the fucking computer already.

Happy New Year Everybody!!